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Ethan

The Simpiest simp of all time that simps on your sister

By: John Blackmore
That there Ethan Boy is Simping on my sister
by Big Boi Pimping on your sis April 10, 2020
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Ethan

Though he is forgetful and can space out from time to time he tries his best to show everyone that he is there for them
Person 1: Ethan... ETHAN!
Ethan: Huh? Yeah, yeah totally!
Person 1: What did I just say?
Ethan: Ummm.
by TTV Pugking828 January 1, 2023
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Ethan Ryan

Married to Erica han, Ethan Ryan has ammased a network of over 2,000,000 at the age of 17, what can this man not do?
Look at that hottie ethan ryan I heard he can bench 300, has a 1600 sat, 50 wives, and is a successful artist under the name kpop smoke
by K-POP Smoke August 9, 2024
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Ethan

Big Gay. Someone who likes to say the N-Word, because he thinks it makes him edgy. likes m&m
Ethan might be gay.
by The Fwed Scholar May 14, 2022
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Ethan

A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy
Hi I’m Ethan and I’m 14 slaying all this women with my massive penis
by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023
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Ethan

The most amazing guy in the world. He’ll come into your life for summer unexpectedly, and uproot all the things you though you knew. He’ll become your sun. Ethan will sweep you off your feet into a season of complete bliss and exhilaration, but he’ll leave your life as quickly and unbelievably as he came into it leaving you in shock, gasping for air and wondering how you’ll ever live without him. Every second you spend with him you won’t be able to stop smiling, all your problems will fade away as you become more entrapped in this man. He’ll teach you things about yourself that you never knew, feel things that you never thought you were capable of feeling. He’ll give you the best nights you’ve ever had, the best memories and experiences a person could ask for. Memories you’ll never forget, experiences and feelings that you’ll go around forever searching to replicate with someone else. Yet itll never be same, the love you shared will never be matched. And you shouldn’t try.

Everything about him is beautiful. Hes the kindest most sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. Ethan will never purposely hurt you, he has the best intentions for everything he does. It’s you that will force him to pull away.
His motivation to learn will astound you. Ethan is your person and youll wait for him forever. Even if it’s only for a second back of the time you shared, of the way it used to be. You’ll live with a gaping hole in your heart your soul, but you would never regret meeting him, only losing him
I’ll wait forever for you, Ethan.
Ethan, you have my whole heart, forever and always.
I will always be yours Ethan, even though your not mine anymore.
by starrypond69 November 26, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏
Josh: Hey bro did you see Ethan last night?
Arnold: Yeah his friends think he’s kinda… flitwrist
by unluckysluttycookie July 17, 2021
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