David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends
Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david
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David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends
Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david
by Obama47vilelagay February 05, 2020
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David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.
“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”
by Krifti January 22, 2025
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he’s the gayest purrrrson ever
is that david? he’s sooooo gay
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If your name is david, then Karina/Alexandra/Alessandra would be the perfect match for you!
Or if you have a male preference, you should try dating Alex/Danny/Daniel!
If your name is David, you are most likely an Aries or a Cancer.
"karina, my name is david, that means we're soulmates!"
"tf"
by iqiiqiqjmsbw December 10, 2021
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Cute ass nigga wit a big dick and a good since of humor he like girls and he will take your girl if he think she cute
David is so cute and sexy I want him so much
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The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.
"That homeless fuck did a David"
"Lindsay failed to do a David on Sylvia"
by whatintheskibidi November 12, 2024
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