Usually found on obese women at state fairs. You can usually spot them sucking down a corn dog or funnel cake. The Kansas City Titty is when the lady is soo fat that her breasts (usually bra-less) are sagging down like some large disgusting flapjacks on her fat gut.
That fat chick will never be able to ride on the scrambler, the carnie will not be able to shut the gate because her "Kansas City Titty" will be in the way.
I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.
I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.
by Big Red Kahuna October 04, 2011
by Boris51 May 01, 2011
A wonderful city in the beautiful state of Utah; known for the abundance in Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints members. Also known for the teenagers that ride fixed gear road bikes (fixie kids). Amazing and majestic mountains and THE GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH!!! Known very well for the amazing ski resorts.
A fantastic place to live!!!
A fantastic place to live!!!
Person1: Where should I move to?
Person2: Salt Lake City, Utah man! It's soo awesome there! It's a really freindly and beautiful place to live!
Person2: Salt Lake City, Utah man! It's soo awesome there! It's a really freindly and beautiful place to live!
by the green teen January 11, 2010
by ZLFratStein January 05, 2012
A girl who goes out and plays guys, acts interested in them and usually has sex with them, but doesn't call them. They simulate the sex life and mentality of a guy, and usually just do it so they have a good story to go share with their girlfriends, like in Sex and the City. They're usually decent looking, but not really that hot. These girls reside and party in NJ and NY and definately do not want a relationship.
"Bro, stop calling Jen, she's not gonna answer or call you back. She's just a sex and the city girl. She totally played you, and tonight, she's out playing someone else. She thinks she's Sarah Jessica Parker."
by G Money Bizzle July 24, 2006
by rshipley August 18, 2008
Someone walks up to me on the street, and says to me "Isnt New York City just the most amazing place ever?" I say "Im guessing you dont live here."
by Pirozzolo June 10, 2009