I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

Cleaning Beer

A beer that you drink when cleaning

I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.

by Greatgreencabbage November 9, 2018

leer beer

When a guy buys a girl a drink at the bar to pick her up (after checking her out first).

That guy just gave me a leer beer. Too bad I wasn't impressed by our conversation.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Anchor Beer

A celebratory drink to indulge in EVERY time a ship's anchor is raised or lowered.

Captain Markus called for an Anchor Beer after the crew moored the ship for the night.

by Ottomom November 19, 2011

beer disco

the name of a band created by two entire asshoels

"have you heard of beer disco"
"no what is that"
"my band"
"oh cool when's your next gig?"
"YEA see u later haha"

by dogluvr64 May 20, 2018

Beer Cold

CoViD-19, aka "Coronavirus"

p1: i got the beer cold
p2: what's that?
p1: corona virus

by TuckerTrash25 February 20, 2020