I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

Calgarian Beer

A beer of which is crafted by a local brewery in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

I recieved my beer mail from Alberta and drank my very first Calgarian Beer today.

by CraftBeerGirl January 4, 2024

Beer Closet

Alcoholism

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"

by Johnny Bigleg September 12, 2015

Beer Dab

The act and/or process of consuming beer at a fast pace whilst taking a hit out of a dab pen simultaneously, hence the name Beer Dab

Woah! Did you see Zach take that beer dab! That’s badass!

Yeah, I can Beer Dab pretty well.

by TheBeerGuy October 4, 2020

Beer

An euphemism for non-consensual sex acts. This definition is used especially in congressional testimony.

Senator, I like beer. Do you like beer?

by ERROR_NAN November 12, 2018

dirt road beer

Cheap beer for the rural folk

It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.

by BigB9 November 28, 2024