Douche Bag

Typically someone born after 1990. A person that can name every American Idol winner, but doesn't know who the Vice President of the United States is. Someone who is overly obsessed with reality shows. This person also has an affinity for bands like Nickleback, Three Days Grace, or Good Charlotte. A person who thinks that people actually give a fuck about their tweets. Someone who "likes" everyones feeds on Facebook. Rather than playing the field, male douche bags usually have to have a girlfriend to feel complete. Male douche bags typically have to be nice to a girl in order to fuck her because they aren't capable of sealing the deal otherwise. Someone who gets their ass whooped in a fair fight and tries to sue. Michael Moore. People who get offended over stupid shit. People who don't speak their mind because they are afraid that someone else will get offended. Attorneys.

Person 1: So what are you gonna do tonight?

Douche Bag: I'm probably going to stay at home. Jersey Shore is coming on tonight.

Person 1: Wow...you're such a Douche Bag.

by TheRealF'inDeal July 9, 2011

Ween Bag

A person considered a bitch or someone who generally kills jokes and ruins the mood.

Man that Ryan guy is such a ween bag eh?

by Dotatoaster April 20, 2009

bagged salad

Literally anything and everything is bagged salad. Used to describe everything.

"That's bagged salad, brah."

by TwinkieToaster1 April 27, 2014

fast bag

A term for pimping your ride cheap, with poor quality products and non-name brand items.

Did you see Clifford's new truck? He fast bagged that thing.

by Paul$1000 May 13, 2006

bang bags

"gay term" but can also be used for straight sex. It means when two men are having sex their scrotums touch or "bang" together, hence the term banging bags. Can you see it now?

Those two guys over there are gay. They like to bang bags.

by Yahnathan May 13, 2007

Veganouche bag

A vegan, or vegans, who harass non vegans because of their choice of food, i.e. meat. Normally displays pretentious and snobbish behavior.

That "veganouche bag ", just told me I was a murderer because I was eating a steak.

by Amoralbastard June 27, 2016

Overnight Bag

A small bag that a woman brings to a man's house when she plans to spend the night; it usually contains a change of clothes, accessories, personal toiletry items and miscellaneous feminine products. When a woman announces she's bringing an "overnight bag," it's usually implied that sex will be had. Some associate overnight bags with casual sex.

She direct messaged him back, her reply to his invitation to spend the night : "I'm not really into casual sex. Yes, we went on 'a date,' but I just don't see myself packing an overnight bag and coming over there to stay the night, when we really don't know each other."

by Many Attitudes of Dennis June 9, 2018