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Christianity

An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.
Christianity should be eradicated from modern society.
by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024
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You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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k-christian

This term is defined as Korean Christian music that individuals may decide to listen to. AND YES, IT EXISTS :)!!! PRAISE OUR HEAVENLY FATHER! THANK YOU GOD:)!!!!
P.S. my favorite groups are WAYHOME, AGAPAO worship, WELOVE, LEVISTANCE, Heavens Generation, and probably some more:)
"Ohh... is this k-christian? It sounds awesome:)"
"Is this that k-christian group AGAPAO worship? So Cool!!!"
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christian

Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.
guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy
by dale_smells July 14, 2024
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First-World Christianity

When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.
Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?
by Numerati July 30, 2024
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The Christian Persecution Complex

That meme is like... Literally the exact thing they're doing to me.
Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Christian hamid

The biggest bulla who’s boyfriend is Jakob he wants d in his mouth he loves to suck on big black ds because hes gay like his brother Jaden no matter what you do he will always be the biggest bulla you’ll know
Christian hamid: hi I’m the world biggest bulla
by Trini god August 16, 2024
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