April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 6

April 6 shall be remembered as “M.A.M.A.s day” Mama was an amazing part of society and culture, it was made of earths elements, Madelyn, Audrey, Micheal and Ansley. M.A.M.A. Helps fight for rights and does what she does best👩 🍼👩 🍼🧑 🍼👩 🍼

Person A: Hey it’s April 6! You know what that means.
Person B: What does it mean?
Person A: ITS MAMAS DAY
Person B: Like Mother’s Day?
Person A: NO M.A.M.A.s DAY FOR THE MAMA
M.A.M.A.: WORSHIP ME NOW

by Ansiscool December 29, 2021

April 10

National bake a cake while your mom watches you day!
But wait there’s more!
While baking that cake she will also be helping you, it’s very convenient that your mom is hot. So now it’s incest but hey at least you are getting touched while baking a cake!

Person 1- IM SO EXCITED FOR APRIL 10th
Person 2- why?
Person 1- BECAUSE MY MOM IS GONNA BAKE ME A CAKE AND WATCH ME JERK OFF

by H4ven_c00lzers March 3, 2025

April 7th

The best people are born on this day. Just know if you're born today you are the best .

Its also national marcus moo day. If you know someone named marcus moo, give em some appreciation.

Ex. 1: Wow you're born on april 7th thats sick

Ex.2: i love you marcus moo
aw thanks dude

by IAmTryingMyBest January 13, 2022

April 16

National send nudes day

Josh: it’s April 16
Becky: ok…so what
Josh: national send nudes day

Becky: fine

by Bubblypop April 2, 2023

April

Best women that you will ever meet. The prettiest person in the world and has a great boy friend

Eg u ate april

by Aprilchung July 14, 2022

April 5th

The day god had birthed a legendary creator in the entire anime community. Akira Toriyama. The man the myth the legend, the reason why we have the sayings "can't beat goku" "can he/she beat goku tho?" the man that made us all believe that we could fire a kamehameha, the man who made us believe that we could all become a super saiyan. The man who left the world while in the process in making a new part of dragon ball that both took and blew up and made the legendary and one of the best ever transformations in the history of dragon ball cannon. Super Saiyan 4. Today on April 5th we honor him for bringing us joy everytime we would see a character who has the same amount of cheer and joyfulness like his own creation Son Goku or Kakarot. Thank you and happy birthday Akira Toriyama.

April 5th contains the birth of an anime creator GOAT that isn't Lebron James

by BigBlackieWackie69 April 7, 2025