april 26th

day to have hace alone time when you and your partner 69 and you stick a finger up their butt

friend: did you guys april 26th?

guy: hell yeah we did.

by vampdiaroes69 March 31, 2021

April 2nd

This is national cuddle/fuck you girlfriend/boyfriend day. This means you need to cuddle or fuck.

Hey Baby wanna come over?
Yea I can

Okay!! Can we cuddle
No

But it’s April 2nd you have to or we can fuck
Ohhhh okay bet

by Rara/rairai March 31, 2021

April fools day

A day where you can fool your daughter, April.

Father/You: Hey april how was scho- omg theres a spider in your hair
April: *screeching intensifies*
That is what april fools day is! Ay-p-rill f-ooh-lz day

by ('v') April 1, 2021

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

April 2

the second april fools day, take advantage of this day to get back at someone’s prank

todays date is april 2, avery and i are plotting the most wicked revenge plan to get back at justin!

by wong lihui April 1, 2021

April 2

This is the REAL april fools day. Whoever said that April 1 was April fools day wasn't telling the truth, it was all a big april fools prank.

Person 1: Happy April fools day!!
Person 2: But its April 2????
Person 1: Here, look at this urban dictionary definition.
Person 2: Ohhh, Happy April fools day!

by nikki is very swaggers April 1, 2021

April 9th

National f*ck a ~friend~ day

Ace: Hey Scameron, it’s April 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by oglilscam420 April 1, 2021