Retard

Nigga you is retarded if you’s retarded if retarded is you Nigga.

“Bitch ass motherfucks i hate them”
“Hey! I can’t help it I’m autistic!”
“So you retarded Nigga?”

by Shit head nigger December 15, 2025

Retard

Someone who licks windows for a living because it makes them enjoy life. They are also delayed.

Lacey licks windows which means she is a retard

by Lickmispelotas July 14, 2019

Retard

The type of people that use old and overused memes. Some examples of these people are people that use shrek memes, spongebob memes, and minion memes.

That redditor is a retard.

by TheSmartKidThatIsSmart May 31, 2021

retard

someone who thinks the word "retard" is offensive and should be cancelled

A: This thing is so fucking retarded
B: Don't say that! It's offensive to mentally handicapped people!
A: I like how you personally took offense to it, do you have anything you want to tell us

by jdm89 August 18, 2021

Retardation devastation

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.

The sped was on trial for committing "Retardation Devastation".

by Goatbuy March 7, 2024

Retarded Funny

Used to describe somthing quite comical. Very Funny.

John: YO dawg that comic was Retarded Funny!
Joe: Nah dawg, but you's retarded fo usin that phrase
John: OUCH!

by Princess Fiona July 2, 2007

scheduley retarded

the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.

someone who incurably moves like a sloth.

I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023