Jake

To snatch or take something forcefully.

Did you just jake that paper from me.
Don’t be jaking my papers.

Don’t make me jake you up!

by NurseKlassy December 19, 2021

Jake

That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.

Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake

by Hecz7 April 27, 2023

Jake

A guy with 9 incher

Daiam hes a jake if ive ever seen

by homojox October 1, 2020

Jake Mccombe

Edge lordd omg so cool I wnna be just like him he’s like the coolest person in Da world why he no use good grammmar? Cuz he’s fookin edgy broo

Jake McCombe such edge lord omg so cool

by PSN:SuperSlimOnDex June 9, 2018

Jaked up

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature

"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"

by Nightshade03 June 1, 2023

Jake

A man with a small forehead, who can't do a lot of thinking

"Jake Small forehead"

by Poopheadjake February 21, 2022

Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.

While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"

by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018