two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 18, 2010

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Two stones to kill a bird

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

by LightBrightMeTight March 22, 2011

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two in the pink one in the stink

The act of giving some bitch two fingers in her cooter and one in her ass.

person 1: hahaha, hey matt, did you give her two in the pink one in the stink?

person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.

by bader February 26, 2006

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Forty Two Fake out

To trick; or fool somebody

Q: Did you get old girl number last night.
A:Man no, she hit me with the forty two fake out. Digits was all wrong.

by Frank Grizzy July 11, 2005

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One for the stink and two for the pink

Also known as the shocker. Inserting the middle and index finger into the beaver and the pinky finger into the cleaver. The name shocker comes from the SHOCK the chick gets when the pinky is inserted in her ass.

Jack gave Jill one for the stink and two for the pink, and it was good.

by SpanishHizbo August 04, 2005

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