A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
by LambsTail May 2, 2018
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person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.
person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.
by bader April 11, 2006
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A:Man no, she hit me with the forty two fake out. Digits was all wrong.
A:Man no, she hit me with the forty two fake out. Digits was all wrong.
by Frank Grizzy July 29, 2005
Get the Forty Two Fake out mug.Also known as the shocker. Inserting the middle and index finger into the beaver and the pinky finger into the cleaver. The name shocker comes from the SHOCK the chick gets when the pinky is inserted in her ass.
by SpanishHizbo August 30, 2005
Get the One for the stink and two for the pink mug.an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."
by evan c November 11, 2007
Get the your mom in a two piece mug.by Coos April 20, 2008
Get the Ahh shit and two farts mug.What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.
by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004
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