The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.
I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.
by LightBrightMeTight March 22, 2011
'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.
by chesterpest January 18, 2010
person 1: hahaha, hey matt, did you give her two in the pink one in the stink?
person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.
person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.
by bader February 26, 2006
Q: Did you get old girl number last night.
A:Man no, she hit me with the forty two fake out. Digits was all wrong.
A:Man no, she hit me with the forty two fake out. Digits was all wrong.
by Frank Grizzy July 11, 2005
Also known as the shocker. Inserting the middle and index finger into the beaver and the pinky finger into the cleaver. The name shocker comes from the SHOCK the chick gets when the pinky is inserted in her ass.
by SpanishHizbo August 04, 2005
an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."
by evan c October 25, 2007
Two knuckles deep refers to somebody who is digging for nose boogers while face to face with someone or a group of people, not hiding the event, letting everybody see the activity.
Victoria: Did you see that?!? Chad just went two knuckles deep!
Steve: Two knuckles deep?
Victoria: Yeah! He was digging for nose boogers right in front of us!
Steve: Two knuckles deep?
Victoria: Yeah! He was digging for nose boogers right in front of us!
by DeeQue November 08, 2014