pussy bullshit

when some thing was such bullshit you needed a new word to describe it

discord mod: Yeah I just had sex
Person: that's pussy bullshit

by weaponized_assault _penguin 2 February 5, 2021

Alpaca Pussy

A bad feeling of sickness, used like this:

"Hey Steve, sorry if i'm not able to call today. I'm feeling like alpaca pussy and I hope we get to talk soon *insert kiss because the real ones kiss the boys* *ends voicemail*

Steve, listening to that shit: What the absolute hell is this man on.

by WTMS369 September 28, 2020

porpoise pussy

An exceptionally tight vagina. Implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise's pussy, which is water tight.

My dick is still sore from fucking that bitch with the porpoise pussy! I thought her pussy was gonna strangle the life out of my cock!

by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

pussy protector

The triangular piece of fabric on the inside of workout pants for women.

I didn't need to wear any underwear to my boot camp class because my pants have a pussy protector.

by Saraontherun November 9, 2015

pussy planner

Pussy planner is a colloquial term for tracking your monthlies via planner/schedule.

"Is this your pussy planner?" (indicating to a planner on the desk)

by mistikwave September 19, 2010

Pussy Custard

A term commonly used by Polish women to describe a woman's frangipani liquid and maybe used in an attempt to control a man...

Do this or you do not get any pussy custard...

by MuzBang May 16, 2016

Pussy Selfish

When a woman refuses to give her man any sexual intercourse due to the fact she is mad sad or just to lazy to satisfy the needs of her male partner.

Male:I would some of that good lovin tonight from you.

Female:Well my day at work pissed me off and you're not doing anything to benefit me so no.
Male:Well damn woman theres no need to be pussy selfish it's no ones fault but your own.

by G-StringThief February 5, 2014