Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.

person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"

by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022

How can I be sure I’m getting authentic Phentermine 37.5mg?

How can I be sure I’m getting authentic Phentermine 37.5mg?

How can I be sure I’m getting authentic Phentermine 37.5mg?

by sizukasinchan May 16, 2025

you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.

Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.

by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024

Can

a can

slang/shortened word for any american person

“ oh is she’s is she a can?”

by jeeeperz September 7, 2020

Can

He is the biggest Playboy on the world and he fuck arben everyday in the Ass and he is ritch and Buy everyday ziesen

Lass ficken du geile olle und bercan liebt 14jährige

by Can49 November 22, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Dan the can

Used to define the most kawaiiest person alive.

Dan the can

by Dan the can December 22, 2023