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Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
by LambsTail May 2, 2018
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The act of giving some bitch two fingers in her cooter and one in her ass.
person 1: hahaha, hey matt, did you give her two in the pink one in the stink?

person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.
by bader April 11, 2006
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Forty Two Fake out

Q: Did you get old girl number last night.
A:Man no, she hit me with the forty two fake out. Digits was all wrong.
by Frank Grizzy July 29, 2005
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Also known as the shocker. Inserting the middle and index finger into the beaver and the pinky finger into the cleaver. The name shocker comes from the SHOCK the chick gets when the pinky is inserted in her ass.
Jack gave Jill one for the stink and two for the pink, and it was good.
by SpanishHizbo August 30, 2005
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your mom in a two piece

an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."
one kid: Man, i heard you were a little bitch.
The other kid: Your mom in a two piece.
by evan c November 11, 2007
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Ahh shit and two farts

"We're outta beer!"
"Ahh shit and two farts i'll go get some."
by Coos April 20, 2008
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Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.
Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR
by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004
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