E Jack

Short for ejacualtion
A funny name to call someone with the intials EJ.

Hey E Jack come make me a sandwhich.

by Bro000 March 3, 2009

E-press

Someone bullshitting trying to impress others over the interwebz.

Boy in chat room- "I have a 10 incher"
Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"
Boy in chat room- "here you go"
Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."
Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"

by cristiano ronaldos bf October 14, 2008

E-Don

A new type of internet communication, coming soon!

A: "Hey wanna use E-Don?"
B: "E-Don?"
A: "E-DON THIS PUSSY DIWHRBGJCOA

by Thank you, very cool October 21, 2018

E-Money

He gets the nickname from all his money and he has a big dick to put in girls play with it trust me

Omg did you see E-Moneys cock it’s so big and all the money to

by FireLiger5 March 9, 2019

E gang

A group off biches and speck like spakes

You a e gang

by Bady shark November 14, 2019

e-gay

a nerd who loves space and wears glasses and vans. you can usually find them on the stan part of twitter instead of soft and they usually silent but messy as hell and the internet makes them gayer.

brenna: omg you’re an e-gay
michael: i know right

by Ceejus2005 May 4, 2019

E-Dog

The Merciless Sun God, Who stares down upon the village people, With his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze, Just as humans act toward apes, So does the Sun God act toward mortals.

His expressionless features convey a great understanding and wisdom, That our mortal minds cannot even hope to comprehend. It is said that if you gaze into the Yawning Abyss for long enough, You may return with just an inkling of his vast knowledge.

Friend 1: E-Dog is in the planned parenthood consuming the life-force.

by Epikkun December 29, 2019