National Mattie Day

Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.

Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"

by Pop_Corn October 27, 2019

National opp day

November 24th of every year

Damn tis the season it’s opps in the air .
Y’all heard bout tirehead?
National opp day is November 24th

by Jay killer 😂 November 24, 2021

National Pimp Day

The day after Christmas when all of the boys and girls head out to cash in all of their holiday loot and for one day.... feel like a pimp.

I'm gonna blow my Christmas cash at the mall for national pimp day.

by sotc22 December 26, 2013

One Bread Nation

A nation in a world of it's own, that only serves one bread - sourdough! And if anyone tries to serve any other bread, they'll yeet you from the nation. As only, sourdough is allowed. Bread bitches are welcome!

Person 1: Have you ever heard of one bread nation?
Person 2: It is the only good bread nation and I'll YEET you if you try serve anything but sourdough. Sourdough lovers unite!

by Emeana March 19, 2021

national husband day

Do what ever your husband wants and be nice to him

Wife: Hi husband I love you

Husband: Hey why you being nice

Wife: because its national husband day

by Diera the 8th August 1, 2021

national alcohol day

June 21 get fucking hammered day

“Yo you trynna drink on June 21?”
“Why then?”
“It’s national alcohol day bruh! When you drink all the alcohol you can!!”

by Kmre April 20, 2020

National Freaky Day

May 22 is the day you be bold and suck that guys dick!
Do anything freaky and you’re good

Carly: Omg I’m gonna have sex with him in public

Jayla: No you can’t

Carla: yes I can it’s national freaky day

by baclettom May 21, 2019