That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.
Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
by D Carver April 28, 2013
Get the Texas Chetmug. by Gekixo January 29, 2019
Get the texas toastedmug. Texas Roadhouse. Except everyone who works there is either fake or a huge whore. They run through every hot person that works there.
by Casper04 July 17, 2021
Get the texas whorehousemug. The ghetto part of Texas, Including cities such as Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Etc.
Demographics:
90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
Demographics:
90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
Get the South Texasmug. A texas beauty is an extremely fat and ugly stereotypical person from texas. They typically exceed 250 pounds and are shaped like hamburgers. You can also use TB instead and add a number with your predicted weight.
by Donut.Lord69 March 2, 2025
Get the texas beautymug. 7 prisoners who escaped from the Connally Unit prison in Texas in 2000. They were pretty badass because never have so many people escaped from prison there. But they completely fucked up and killed a policeman during a robbery. After they killed the cop they fled to Colorado but they were captured. One committed suicide and the remaining 6 were brought back to Texas in chains and sentenced to death. 3 have since been executed
by latinojodido April 7, 2016
Get the texas sevenmug. The final product of someone giving you a blowjob in a barn, you finishing in their mouth, and then them rudely spitting it on the floor where it mixes with dirt, hay, sawdust, and animal hair/droppings.
by bad_idea June 20, 2015
Get the texas currymug.