dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.

Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.

by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

sugar DAD

When someone comes off as protective over another person that is a sugar baby.

Cole, you’re being a sugar DAD right now. 🙄

by Rosierose21 April 25, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Dad's sisters pussy!

This is a word that can be used to describe an inbred, or someone you suspect of being an inbred. (You just want to make fun of them.)

Alex, have you left your Dad's sisters pussy!?. You need to grow a pair and stop camping corners!

by Paxqueer March 23, 2024

peg dad

A father who develops an erection only when he feels at home in a particular environment or social situation, such as in his own bed or in the company of his wife.

For fear of attracting peg dads, some moms avoid children's play groups frequented by relaxed, natural fathers; other moms find the company of peg dads enjoyable, and seek out such groups.

Father was completely comfortable on stage but many avoided his shows because of his reputation as a peg dad.

Over time, Renee's soothing manner turned the nervous father of three into an easygoing peg dad.

by grammarboffin September 26, 2014

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I drank way too much, and now I have DADS

by gbanz March 17, 2024

dad joke

When ur dad says a really obvious stupid joke.

Example of a dad joke:

“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021