Stanky slip n slide

A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)

We're setting up a stanky slip n slide for the company softball game tomorrow

by TheRadadar July 11, 2019

emojian slip

when you send the wrong emoji. or an emoji that you meant to send to someone else.

I sent my ex-wife the smiling emoji with hearts for eyes, I meant to send it to my current girlfriend. That was quite an emojian slip...

by brosef dudeman March 28, 2019

Mediterranean Slip and Slide

When a girl deep throats after having swallowed some olive oil.

"My girlfriend gave me a Mediterranean Slip and Slide last night, it would've been better if she had used high quality EVOO though"

by Axelthered11 August 19, 2019

the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.

Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'

by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019

depression slippers

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))

Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.

by BonnieTheBunny1611 December 15, 2019

Reverse Slip-n-Slide

When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.

The other night I did a reverse slip-n-slide at my girl's sweet 16...shit was wild

by MacSnac December 25, 2019