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Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
by james_m October 29, 2014
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Gucci Sock

Bryce: Last night... Oh my god Jack, Jeralds gucci sock got torn up by his highest paying customer...
Jack: Girllll, you know nothing about my gucci sock then.
by Crunchmo May 19, 2018
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sock flops

When one wears socks with their flip flops, they are called Sock Flops... not socks with sandles, not socks with flip flops... SOCK FLOPS

Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.
nice sock flops, they look trendy.

im going to put on my sock flops
by Joel the Sock Flop wearer November 29, 2013
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sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.
Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it
Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more
by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023
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Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021
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Hit ur bitch in my socks

Fight or fuck ur girl in socks
Gucci flips flops fuck it I'll hit ur bitch in my socks
by hoodbooger82 October 3, 2025
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