Retard

Someone who's really fucking stupid/retarded

Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.

by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023

Retardism

People that show signs of retard, but not every time. Flashes of a retard. It’s ism. Not completely, but sometimes.

You suffer from retardism. Symptoms: foggy brain, social discard, jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, sticking bare wires on your tongue, crossing the cross walk on a “don’t walk” sign. DONT WALK!!!!!

by Book of Randy July 26, 2024

Retard

A fully grown adult who has completed grade school, but still believes the Earth is flat.

Do you really believe the the Earth is flat?
Yes, I guess you could call me a retard.

by Jashill August 17, 2018

Retarded Fionn

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances

That man crashed his car with his transgender girlfriend. He’s such a retarded fionn.

by ShiftingGearsAndStompingQueers April 29, 2024

retardation

retardation is defined as one with the IQ, similar to that of a Tiffany Brie Brew

person 1: YO Dude, Look At That Moron Over There, They're The Definition Of Retardation

person 2: I Know Dude. Her Name's Tiffany Brie Brew

by QualityMemes December 5, 2020

retard

a retard is a person who likes kpop and watches kpop videos all day.

an example: he is a retard and he has signs of autism because he listens to kpop

by 1000volts to the nipps June 3, 2018

retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by anonymous February 23, 2021