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baked bean day

Celebrated on the 24th of May, Baked Bean Day is a day to celebrate the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. These could be produced by any baked bean brand.
John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: I'm not sure but it should include baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, because it's Baked Bean Day. Thanks for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.
by Doot Snek January 13, 2021
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Bean-sprout

/ been-sprōut /
pronoun

1. Annoying Mexican children who are commonly up to no good.

2. A tasty crispy vegetable commonly eaten with phó.
"Hey John go clean up isle five a pack of Bean-sprouts just wreaked it again."

"Hey beaner tell your bean-sprouts to get the h*11 out of my yard."
by AntonymsHater September 1, 2013
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Broads beans

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.
Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...
by skeeza1 May 20, 2011
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turkey bean

A turkey bean is a hot Italian stud lover who always makes you happy. He's the type of person that you want to spend the rest of your life with because you can't imagine yourself with anyone else. Every time you see him it's tiiiiimmmme to giiiiive him huuuuuggggs and you'll never stop loving him, no matter what hard times you go through with him. NO ONE will ever be better than da juju!!!!
Oh my gahhhhh look at that fiiiinnnne ass turkey bean.
by ToddieB October 19, 2006
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bean pouch

a bean is one's clitoris
a pouch is a bag that closes with a flap

so....yeah. a vagina, or a bag full of clits
dude! shut your bean pouch! i can smell it from here!

(gag noise)
by beaukoble October 17, 2008
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Spicy Beans

Hot and Spicy Beans, meaning something is "cool" "rad" "wicked" "exciting" "hot" "spicy" "alluring" "valued" "exotic" "funny" "adored" "grit" "admired" "craving" "wanted" "sexy" #spicybeans
This book is spicy beans indeed.
by Faelyn September 28, 2019
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Green Beans

You need to rethink your life if you're on urban dictionary looking up "green beans".
Y'all got some of them green beans?
Yah I'm mah cabent
by Fuckernut May 28, 2018
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