Muffin Mammal

A dude that don't get good food.

I made bomb ass lamb and Tyler doesn't get any cuz he's a muffin mammal

by Bleebloop69blazeit January 20, 2018

muffin head

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't

damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face

by kayllaii April 21, 2019

Muffin

The term used by a women to compliment a big head of a penis during sex

Oh Johnny don’t pull out, your Muffin in there feels sooooooooo good!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Muffin

muffin is officially a curse word.

Shut the muffin up"
is equivalent to

"Shut the f*ck up"

by KylitoHere August 29, 2021

Stud Muffin

A man who is intended to hang around with a lesbian couple, often bakers. He also is particularly muscular and sexually active.

George is a stud muffin, and works with the cakeslags.

by Joe diddy March 31, 2025

Brain Muffin

A brain muffin is an original concept coming from you that is a detailed epiphany. It's akin to baking a muffin in the oven. It takes time and the right ingredients, and eventually a tasty treat.

These treats are thought-provoking ideas that are fresh-baked regularly. Think of them as idea stubs that could become an idea cake. (Generally, you'll develop brain muffins into something bigger, but you don't have to.)

I had a brain muffin today about how i can use peanut butter to get my dog to take his pill.

by Headcircus August 23, 2016

cubby muffin

The cutest and most adorable puppy ever to be born a human. Also a delicious treat that can be eaten taw

I need to find me a cubby muffin to cuddle, STAT

by El gemelo October 7, 2013