shadow ass

It is the shadow created on the lower back of a female’s over sized ass.

The shadow ass is the shadow cast by the ass shelf of a woman.

by thefuture2010 October 13, 2010

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ass molecule

Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.

Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!

by clykclyk July 4, 2017

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Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 29, 2018

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Ass splat

If someone calls you this, they're calling you a piece of shit. (Insult)

"Derick, you ass splat! You broke my phone!"

by The Ultimate Supreme Leader May 16, 2021

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Ass Crepitus

Another name for a good old Fart!

Man, I have some real bad Ass Crepitus after eating those burritos.

by ZoomZoom53 July 8, 2009

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Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie

Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.

by Katie Fan 2 February 21, 2009

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