mount carmel college

the worst school in the world, this school is full of drug addicts and sellers, their school smells of marijuana and the girls have their skirts, shorts and dresses so far up you can see their underwear, this school may be private but no one in it acts it, they are crazy and get a lot of fights happening

i need to go to mount carmel college i heard they have good drug dealers!

by 420fam69iykyk April 16, 2020

Diamond Valley College

A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport

Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there

by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020

College Strikeout

Going for three separate girls in one night and not getting any luck. The night usually ends in a drunk cigarette.

Never thought id college strikeout on a friday.

by Stevoof July 20, 2020

Narrabundah college

a school that values academic excellence over all else and shuns losers for their lack of intellect.

"I go to Narrabundah college"
"you must be a very sad person"

by the one and only manny July 22, 2020

College

A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.

John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.

by StrawberryJamSauce August 22, 2020

Lurgan College

A shanty school in the shit part of the town, lurgan. It has low effort work, and is a rat's den.

Have you heard about that rubbish school Lurgan College.

by Evan donaldson September 7, 2020

Cardijn College

A school with a bunch of idiotic rules in place

why did Cardijn College punish kids for not wearing a tie like WTF

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020