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Douche Bag

Typically someone born after 1990. A person that can name every American Idol winner, but doesn't know who the Vice President of the United States is. Someone who is overly obsessed with reality shows. This person also has an affinity for bands like Nickleback, Three Days Grace, or Good Charlotte. A person who thinks that people actually give a fuck about their tweets. Someone who "likes" everyones feeds on Facebook. Rather than playing the field, male douche bags usually have to have a girlfriend to feel complete. Male douche bags typically have to be nice to a girl in order to fuck her because they aren't capable of sealing the deal otherwise. Someone who gets their ass whooped in a fair fight and tries to sue. Michael Moore. People who get offended over stupid shit. People who don't speak their mind because they are afraid that someone else will get offended. Attorneys.
Person 1: So what are you gonna do tonight?

Douche Bag: I'm probably going to stay at home. Jersey Shore is coming on tonight.

Person 1: Wow...you're such a Douche Bag.
by TheRealF'inDeal July 9, 2011
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tea bag

To dunk your ball sack like a tea bag into the mouth of another person while they are lying down, prone, asleep or dead
Amar: Hey Kirby, I totally tea bagged that Columbian last night!
Kirby: NAH, DON'T SAY IT!
by kezzanezza June 5, 2010
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Ween Bag

A person considered a bitch or someone who generally kills jokes and ruins the mood.
Man that Ryan guy is such a ween bag eh?
by Dotatoaster April 20, 2009
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fast bag

A term for pimping your ride cheap, with poor quality products and non-name brand items.
Did you see Clifford's new truck? He fast bagged that thing.
by Paul$1000 May 13, 2006
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Blurt bag

I couldn't screw Sally last night because I had no blurt bag.
by Paul Blue November 7, 2008
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bang bags

"gay term" but can also be used for straight sex. It means when two men are having sex their scrotums touch or "bang" together, hence the term banging bags. Can you see it now?
Those two guys over there are gay. They like to bang bags.
by Yahnathan May 13, 2007
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hero bag

A military body bag - like the ones fallen soldiers come home in.
Tommy went to Iraq to defend freedom. Poor devil came home in a hero bag.
by Banquo Lives January 27, 2008
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