Asshole

An asshole is arrogant, abrasive and smart, but he is not disingenuous. He may be fully aware that he is an asshole and he may take pride in it.

Bill Maher is an asshole.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.

That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita

by sushikid0 December 17, 2021

Asshole

You

If someone asks u what an asshole means
Just say “you”

by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019

asshole

John

John is an asshole because he abuses people

by Sniff tickle August 16, 2019

Asshole

When an organization like Urban Dictionary controls the public opinion of terms like Feminism that offer equality and instead opts for definitions of people that hold no value in the term.

Urban Dictionary is an asshole for controlling the use of the term “feminism”.

by Loudandproud December 6, 2017

Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 7, 2009

asshole

That person that takes a massive shit in YOUR bathroom then doesn't turn on the fucking fan

that fucking asshole didn't turn on the bathroom fan

by that god damn asshole February 5, 2021