Clown

Someone who makes a fool of themselves or makes a bad choice that gets them into deep shit. Someone who is a clown may be mistaken as disabled and/or unintelligent
Daniel is a total clown. I can’t believe he returned the stolen theatre kids gnome tied up and blindfolded with tape across its mouth. Clown of the day!
by Osamaatemyass May 21, 2019
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playing clown

The act of blowing up balloons with nitrous, and inhaling them while on psychedelics to enhance visuals. The key to playing clown is replicating the sound of a balloon being blown up by a clown at a party, or by a wook at a music festival.
Bro 1: Did you hear those balloons being filled up at our neighbors campsite until 4:30 am last night?

Bro 2: Sounds like they were playing clown.
by rslock February 13, 2021
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Gock-Clown

When you dress up like a clown and throat cock so deep that your nose honks on the pubic bone.
My mrs likes to play dress up, so last night she spiced things up by dressing like she works at the circus, and deepthroated me like a good little Gock-Clown
by RightGuardMan April 20, 2025
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clown

am•ber•lea — stupid bitch who lets guys treat her like shit and gets too excited when someone actually gives her a teaspoon of attention
by anonymous May 2, 2021
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Clown

You
Mike Hawk: You’re not a clown, not even the circus, you a whole carnival
by Ong fr moment December 11, 2020
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clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.
I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!
by G Dano May 20, 2024
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sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023
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