To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:
1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.
NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.
NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!
Shannon: I'll watch.
Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!
2 HOURS LATER...
Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!
Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)
Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
Shannon: I'll watch.
Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!
2 HOURS LATER...
Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!
Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)
Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
by Mochalatte March 14, 2011
West Burlington, NC is where Walmart, Target, Holly Hill Mall, the best restaurants, and Alamance Crossing is. There's a whole lot to do here instead of being in boring downtown...and east Burlington where crackheads live.
by carolina336 February 13, 2021
One of the greatest rappers of all time. Mr. English just wants to put his hand out the window and bop.
"Yo did you hear that new Kane West album?"
"Yeah, I love his mad Christian hip hop beats and flow."
"Yeah, I love his mad Christian hip hop beats and flow."
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by Suck ur mum 1000x April 20, 2021
A capitalist island located in the middle of Communist East Germany during the Cold War that is filthy and dirty as shit with cheap apartments in the city along with the city being filled by French, American and British guys occupying Berlin since the end of WW2 and most of them got drunk and vomit on the filthy streets of West Berlin.
Male: Yooo I'm gonna move to West Berlin
Female:YOOOOOOOO isnt that place dirty and filthy being filled by British American and French guys who never wanna leave since the end of WW2
Male: YOOOO its fine apartment is very cheap there
Female: but its filthy and dirty you know?
Male: I know, thats why I love you and why ur gonna move to West Berlin with me honey
Female:YOOOOOOOO isnt that place dirty and filthy being filled by British American and French guys who never wanna leave since the end of WW2
Male: YOOOO its fine apartment is very cheap there
Female: but its filthy and dirty you know?
Male: I know, thats why I love you and why ur gonna move to West Berlin with me honey
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