Vagina Pants Monster Man

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster
Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!
by Bigboi7777 April 26, 2011
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Vagina gate

The fat from a fat girl's inner thigh which conceals the vagina
I went to cunt punt that bitch but I got blocked by her vagina gate
by choochcooch February 23, 2015
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Whale Vagina Disorder

The definition of having Whale Vagina Disorder is to have a small penis and lopsided balls and not get any ass. They are very homosexual and enjoy to eat there own shit.
I'm Vince and i have Whale Vagina Disorder, get at me(;
by LAUREN, the boss. April 08, 2011
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Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp

The inevitable result of being an absolute unabashed whorebeast that lives only to be pounded by every dick or dick shaped object repeatedly all day errra day. These CBVBB's have every known STD and many unknown ones as well. If you encounter a CBVBB they may be disguised like a woman, a grade school teacher or your mom. Beware of their charms like showing you their tits, grabbing your dick or trying to shove your dick in their diseased puss or anus.
You: Brochacho I feel like my dick might fall off.
Friend: Why? What happened man?
You: Dude I fucked this nasty girl last night on the tail end of a fuck train.

Friend: Oh no you fucked a Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp!!
You: Yeah man worst part is, it was your mom.
by Slayer Rulez March 26, 2021
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Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina

Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).
Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.
by fpile September 12, 2010
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To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina

To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina

"Yeah, give me 15 minutes, I'm gonna go try to shove my kitty up my vagina."
by Darkstar864 March 13, 2017
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