turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish

Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler

by masarasa6000 November 14, 2011

occupy turd street

going to the bathroom

I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street

by Howboycat December 25, 2023

Turd puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it realizes how amazing it is so it goes into the vagina and the vagina sucks it in and realizes it's too much then spits it out as a the sister to the queef.

Girl, I don't know if he'll call black, I turd puffled and he coughed out loud and about choked.

by Sterling girl July 4, 2025

Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.

Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!

by dinvergod January 20, 2010

Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

back turd

Party pooper, downer

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?

by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014

Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.

After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.

by Steven1 July 9, 2010