dream

a 40 year old virgin who lives in his parents basement, lost his dick at age 4, and regularly snorts cocaine.

"dude, dream is so great"
"WTF ARE YOU A STAN"
"no I am your mother"
*nobody laughs*

by mark is lost May 6, 2022

ravioli dream balloon

When a dildo made of ground beef thaws inside a woman's vagina on her period, then a male with smegma has sex with same female with beef still inserted.

Man, I'd love to give her a ravioli dream balloon!

by Dream balloon September 2, 2022

jaheim the dream

Jaheim the dream is an amazing cool boy who loves sienna coz sienna is his bestie ❤️he also likes to eat cheese and pigs are his fave animal

Jaheim the dream IS COOL!!!! 🥸😎😜🥰

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.

That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.

by Thekinkmaster January 26, 2022

DREAM

A BUTTHEAD WHEN THEY WANT SOMETHING AND NICE SOMETIMES

WOW IS THAT DREAM

YEAH HES A BUTTHEAD SOMETIME

by Luna10132 May 24, 2021

Dream Stan

A disgrace to humankind.

twitter user: "im a dream stan!"
you: "go touch grass."

by thisgoddamnwebsitehastoomanyna March 24, 2022

happy dreaming

A slang that is used as a form of saying "good night", in a sense of expressing hope that one's wellbeing will remain well-rested by having a pleasant dream.

Person A: "I'm going to go head to sleep now."

Person B: "Okay then, happy dreaming."

Person A: "Thanks, you too :)"

by allthingsflibberflabber May 14, 2021