Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable

You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!

by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018

Donkey Slonkey

When you're fucking someone from behind, and you hug them around their stomach so tightly that they make donkey sounds.

I gave your mom a Donkey Slonkey last night. Bitch.

by MegaYote September 1, 2021

factual donkey

A smart donkey

Omg! You are so smart, like a factual donkey.

by Factual donkey April 11, 2024

Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER

Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia

by Demkitties February 6, 2019

Donkey

Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!

Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???

by purevibes February 21, 2011

Sea Donkey

A Pittsburgh region colloquialism for an incredible large and tasty fried fish sandwich.

During lent, I look forward to going to local restaurants and tasting their Sea Donkeys with tartar sauce.

by pgh.fish.sandwich February 23, 2024

National donkey day

National donkey day is celebrated each year in 8th May to celebrate our overlords.

Oh, by the way! Did you go worship our overlords on national donkey day?

by JustDumbAsBricks May 8, 2024