Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.

"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 3, 2021

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Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.

Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.

by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

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Jacob

jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks

me: jacob shut up

jacob: your mom haha

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

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jacob

Yo whats good mane

hey jacob, yo whats good maneeee

by yo mane May 29, 2019

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jacob bae

is the best person that exists on this planet, his soul is so beautiful , he cares about everyone , he loves his fans , is talented af , kindest person on earth, a visual, everything that a mom wishes for her daughter. and his fans love him more that he could ever imagine. (he's not gonna read this but still) we love you so much jacob :D <3
i love you , -s

deobi 1: omg is that an angel?!!

deobi2: girl no that's Jacob bae..

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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