Saladshaker 

After millie Bobby brown Made a Instagram saying “the best salad shaker in town @jacobsartorius” somebody Made a fake urbandictionary and Said iT was something completely different and not true At all. It is actually something a joke about Kourtney Kardashian because she shakes her salad in january millie Said on twitter “Honestly all i want is for Kourtney K to shake my salad” after that kim also Said she could help with that and eventually kourtney herself posted on her Instagram story “anytime”.

why are you shaking your salad? Are you trying to be Kourtney k the saladshaker

Saladshaker by Milliedidnothingwrong March 5, 2018

Salad sisters 

Two women, who are acquainted with one another, have had an encounter with the same grease monster who has brushed his tongue agressively on both of their leather cheerios in the past. I.e. Tossing salad sisters, Booty hole besties

Tammy-"so this guy rick licked my b hole last night"
Lyndsay-"wait dirty rick?? He licked my butthole too!"
Tammy-"are we salad sisters??!"
Lyndsay-"yes"

Salad sisters by DirtyMikeandtheExperience May 11, 2018

Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.

You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"

Salad Guy by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018

saladmancalifornia 

Gay vegan liberal

You are saladmancalifornia

saladmancalifornia by NiggersKKK June 2, 2018

Salad thrower 

Someone who tosses a salad at a higher velocity or with more force.

He put his all into it when he threw that salad. He’s a good salad thrower.

Salad thrower by Shoffm89 August 5, 2018

Salafien 

A person that is made of pure gold and coughs flowers and farts butterflies. All in all is made of all the good things and is a true example of a perfect human being. We all wish to be like this person

Salafien is the best person I have ever met!

Salafien by Vasanna October 4, 2018

Saladapointment

That feeling in the cafeteria when you get the regular salad then see the special salad and want it but there's no more space on your plate.

Damn, I feel deep saladapointment because I got the wrong salad.

Saladapointment by chestnut1234 October 30, 2018