Potato

The best thing to have ever been made. It’s a food from the heavens.

Person 1: You made me a potato for lunch!!!!!!!
Person 2: We eat this ever meal every day I’m sick of it.
Person 1: What did you just say...
Person 2: I said I’M SICK OF POTATOES!
Person 1: You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you.

by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019

Potato-Idis

A disease where your head looks like a potato

Boy 1: Joseph’s head looks like a potato. Boy 2: He probably has potato-idis.

by HiBlakkes February 19, 2019

Potato

Jeremiah Snyder

A girl: yo I like u Jeremiah

Jeremiah: I look like a potato tho
His friend: that’s a whole fact

by Holaaaaail February 23, 2019

Potato pal

Potato pals are not friends but potato they are there for you when you need them. Potato pals don’t care of you look they care about the inside.Potato pals often understand everything.

Monty-(texting on a group chat): we can still be potato pals!
Group chat: Yesss

by The_realbillgates February 24, 2019

Potato

was once the lord of all things till a gigantic famine hit its homeland dwindling its population to nothing. Potatoes are still extremely strong and could even go toe to toe with Shaggy in a battle but their numbers has dwindled.

shaggy: is that a p-potato...
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent

by potato447 March 5, 2019

Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019

Potato

When you are so bad at the game you are like a potato playing a video game

You are such a potato at this game

by Battlefallout4 March 20, 2019