potato

a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.

Bob: mmm tasty boiled potato

by CatInATank October 30, 2021

potato

Synonym for chonkers, chubby or chunky.

At 13, this little "potato" is one of the oldest hyrax in the AZA Association of Zoos & Aquariums.

by WicketRock November 12, 2021

Potato

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

by Emimilk July 09, 2018

Potato

A person who is a complete and utter dipshit

"That guy is a potato"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

Potato

A vegetable that's relatively good mashed. Random Gacha kids seem to be obsessed with these.

"I ate a potato the other day. Why the fuck am I telling you that?"

by ThatOneChipotleObsessedManiac May 21, 2021

potato

a fucking fat ass

you are a potato

by itsibitsispeeder September 10, 2023

Potatoes

Something of which you really need a few good ones.

Potatoes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

by IGetAGoodIdeaOnceAYear December 26, 2020