Potato

A friend and an idiot

You: you're a potato
Bestie: don't call me an idiot!

by R1V3R December 3, 2021

cheesecake potatoe

Being a dumbass / mike miller

Your being such a cheesecake potatoe

by Cheesypotatoeinventor April 12, 2024

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

ass potatoe

Someone who sits on thier ass and does nothing; lazy

Hey John get off the couch and help you ass potatoe

by conspicuous tomatoe June 29, 2015

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023

Potato

Life

We are all potatoes

by Potatooebehejss September 21, 2020