Diversity Ninja

Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on

^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...

by thurb March 31, 2023

Ninja Creeper

When a Creeper comes up behind you and explodes you, and you meet your demise. Unexpectedly, of course.

Person: *playing Minecraft Hardcore when a Creeper explodes behind them (in this case a Ninja Creeper* OH MY GOD 2 YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA BE JOKI-

by - Spoof - December 5, 2021

Ninja

Someone who breaks into houses in the ghetto.

Darn, who robbed ya'll? A ninja!

by ThePhonies May 8, 2010

The Ninja

While having doggy style sex with your woman, another person covertly swaps out in the same position. You then sneak around to the front side of the woman, in her field is sight (preferably even better through an open window) and then yell "Ninja!"

I used the Ninja on my girlfriend last night! I ninja'd my gf last night!

by yukysaky March 10, 2021

Ninja

A stupid Fortnite Streamer Virgin who thinks hes better than you.

(1) Me: Yo what's up man?
Him: I'm upset bro.
Me: Why?
Him: I heard Ninja has more subs on YouTube than Tfue.
Me: Aw shit man, that sucks.
Him: I know right?

(2)Me: Yo I'm pissed dawg!
Him: Me too bro.
Me: Its cuz fuckin Ninja has more dubs than Tfue.
Him: Yeah, I gotta go now though.

(3)Me: Hey honey. Where are my Mouse and Keyboard?
Her: On the desk.
Me: Ok. I'm gonna streamsnipe a Virgin named Ninja on Fortnite

by Destroyer902 February 4, 2019

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021

operation ninja turtles

a made up operation by Youtuber al jokes. he explains it as an operatio we men have had in the making for a minimum of 4 years. he explains that we one day will enter the sewers to our secret underground city with a stable stream of resources

guy 1: you did you hear about operation ninja turtles will be carried out soon?!

guy 2: yo, if you talk so loud, someone will hear you!!

by kissuke urahare January 21, 2024