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by renkit February 11, 2026
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(Note: Gay variants have not been studied as of this writing, the NIH is currently seeking funding from Congress to carry out studies in the future.)
(Note: Gay variants have not been studied as of this writing, the NIH is currently seeking funding from Congress to carry out studies in the future.)
Woman 1: I heard he is Lick Master of the far east. WAIT, DIDN'T YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM LAST YEAR?!!!
Woman 2: Yes, it is true, why do you think I'm currently stuck in this wheelchair?
Woman 1: OMG Girl, what WAS THAT like?
Woman 2: God level. Though I may never walk again, and I am currently seeking a plastic surgeon for a full vaginal reconstruction surgery, I have NO regrets.
Woman 1: Girl, I'm sooo jealous.
Woman 2: Yes, it is true, why do you think I'm currently stuck in this wheelchair?
Woman 1: OMG Girl, what WAS THAT like?
Woman 2: God level. Though I may never walk again, and I am currently seeking a plastic surgeon for a full vaginal reconstruction surgery, I have NO regrets.
Woman 1: Girl, I'm sooo jealous.
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Person 1:My neighbor Jerry is a huge cuck
Person 2:Yeah I know everyone is calling him the grand master cuck
Person 2:Yeah I know everyone is calling him the grand master cuck
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"That Young Master from the Folded Crane Sect is visiting again! Be sure to wish him well when he sets off for the Mountain!"
"Hey, Young Master, you better start behaving before I tell your Senior Sectman."
"Hey, Young Master, you better start behaving before I tell your Senior Sectman."
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by jeffon32a February 28, 2025
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Bro, I’ve been practicing. When I finally get laid again, Ima go all night. I’m the fucking edge master.
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