Marty

Marties comes from the word Martyr. Meaning that homeless people sacrificed themselves to be homeless so that we don’t have to be.

I gave a begging marty money on the side of the road.

The same marty sits outside the Wawa everyday

by Willisdick August 25, 2021

Matt

Just a straight-forward decent guy

Girl 1: Hey, have u seen Matt?
Guy who wants the girl but cant have her because she is looking for a Matt: No

by Pengting called Maddison August 31, 2021

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SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM AHHH~~~~

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by FUCK ME HUMP ME DADDY CREAMIN September 1, 2021

Matt Beaty

Matt Beaty is a baseball player currently in the Dodgers organization His talent is unmatched and is undoubtedly better than Barry Bomds in his prime. This is why Matt Beaty is the greatest player of all time.

Friend: “Hey, who’s the GOAT of baseball. Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, or Ken Griffey Jr?”

A very intelligent man: “Matt Beaty”

by MattBeaty>Bonds September 11, 2021

Matt Horan

A slight obese but not overly obese man who cares for his hair. And also doesn’t brush his teeth

Don’t be a Matt Horan when u are anticipating a coming out party.

by Lester 2 September 11, 2021

Marty McFly

It's a time travel joke about making someone sleep with their mom.

I am going to take you back in time and Marty McFly you.

by cmdr bluecrash September 21, 2021

Matt lan

The biggest bunda in the planet that makes women jelly but is a cunt

"Matt lan come online"

by Lolilauren September 27, 2021