March 3rd

CASTRATE YOUR HB DAY!!!!

Yo, tomorrow's March 3rd, did you buy the shears yet?

by Malcolm T. February 26, 2025

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

March 1

On March 1 it’s national send a cute pic day

You can send it to a friend who will appreciate it and they might send one back.

Oh March 1st! That’s national send a cute pic day! Only the best day of the year!

by Thebigdicc March 1, 2025

March 1st

The day you send a gay friend a D*ck pic.

Yo, Seth! It’s March 1st. Did you send Paul your D*ck pic??

by KelseyKBananas March 1, 2025

March 6th

The day where you can do anything to your girlfriend AFTER SCHOOL day!

You:”Hi Darling!”
Your Gf:”Hi babe!”
You:”Do you know what day it is?”
Your Gf:”March 6th?”
You:”EXACTLY.”

by Hearts4LaylaAndOnlyLayla March 1, 2025

March 6th

National Edge Your Straight Friend With A Girlfriend Day

You: Yo bro, you know what day it is?
veiny ahh dih friend: yeah homeboy its March 6th😈😈

by SkibidiGooner62 March 1, 2025

March 3rd

National eat a bee day! In some cultures, people eat a bee with their meal today. Usually their meal is poultry, but it differs based on region. This tradition brings good luck and is believed to stop bad things from happening, like your car blowing up.

“Makayla, it’s march 3rd! “

“Isn’t that national eat a bee day?”

by Drewsletter March 3, 2025