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Jacob

Jacob a Guy that is nice funny and likes to smoke his snapchat is cash.20k he is rich he is my daddyyyyy my saggytittys my crush(;
Friend: Who is he

Me: oh Thats jacob my crush

Friend: he is a hottie
Me:ikr👅💦💦
by Sidebitch21 February 10, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob’s are some of the greatest people you will ever meet

Such a caring friend and loves fiercely. If you get a Jacob, do NOT break his heart. He will be close with friends, if one of those friends is a girl don’t be jealous. He loves her as a sister and no where close to how much he loves you. He will be asking his friend for advice because he wants to be the best he can be for you. Break his heart and at least one of his friends will be coming for you because they know how happy you made him and now how much you hurt him.

Jacob’s typically have dark hair and dark eyes. If they have glasses they are awesome. If they don’t, be careful, they could be awesome or terrifying. Jacob’s are usually good-looking and either short or tall, never average height. Girls often get jealous of each other’s time with Jacob often blinding their common sense.

Jacob’s are amazing 10/10 would recommend.
Liany: Oh there’s Jacob
Annie: Oh my gosh he’s so cute
Liany: I know, I’m so lucky aren’t I
Annie: Yeah you are
Emma: If you lived with him you’d think differently

Annie: You live with him!
Liany: There’s no way, my boyfriend is way to loyal to live with another girl
Emma: Chill I’m his sister
by TommyBladeSootZa June 9, 2023
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Jacob Lyle

A Jacob Lyle is the sweatest man you will ever meet . You will recognize him from his bright red face because he is out of breath from laying in bed . When all his friends point out he’s getting fat he will deny it .
Did you see Jacob Lyle playing soccer yesterday ?
Jacob got through the whole other team by covering them in grease as he gave them the querpo.
by Grease king November 24, 2019
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Jacob

The most kindest and annoying person you can meet but they are really lovable and loyal and totally does not try to make out with your brother and if you are friends with someone named Jacob RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN they will annoy you to death but they will also be your bests friend and he will also be you brother from another mother but seriously tho if you are friends with someone named Jacob you are very lucky to have them in your life.
Person: "Hey Jacob"
Jacob: "Yessssssssss"
Person: "Do you wanna be friends"
Jacob: "Heck yeah"
by Poop Woopy Doopy March 19, 2023
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Jacob & Nicholas

Both are troubles. If you like one of them, the other one might like you. He is self-assertive and probably thinks you like them. They are okay-ish at insulting. Hes an old man in a young boys body and doesn't read wattpad. hes nice but when you get to know them, there just an ass thinking there a smart ass
Erica: omg is that jacob & nicholas
Raven: ugh
by orangemummy February 1, 2022
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Jacob and Reagan

The perfect couple, belong together, soulmates, hot, long distance couple.
N/A: Woah check out Jacob and Reagan, theyre the hottest couple right now!
by user67334091267 March 19, 2023
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Jacob Linville

Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!
Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
by PlutoniumGinger March 8, 2023
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