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new best friend

A person who is suddenly, and probably artificially, very friendly to you or another person. Usually only used when the prior relationship was less than friendly or when the person is trying to get something.
Annie: Let's see a movie tonight.
Betty: What about Chloe? Don't you want to invite your new best friend?
Annie: As if.
by raindog469 April 11, 2006
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New Orleans Turn

A turn in a motor vehical that is excessively wide. Such a turn is often performed out of laziness and/or because the driver is holding something in his other hand. As the name implies, it is common among drivers in the greater New Orleans area.
Trey had to preform a New Orleans turn in oder to avoid spilling his high ball.
by Santosha March 5, 2009
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new york democrat

Democrats that'll side with the party on every issue no matter how bad and defend the party no matter how corrupt.
Don't you hate her she's such a New York Democrat
by Idiom-imtheone June 1, 2017
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New Zealand Gorilla

The New Zealand Gorilla is a relatively unknown sex practice first established by sheepshearers in the country of New Zealand. It origanted from an event where one sheepshearer had sexual intercourse with a woman who was blessed with very distinctive pubic hair. He decided to shave the pubes like he was used to do it with the sheep's wool day by day. He eventually ejecualted on the woman's breasts and decided to throw the shaven hair on the sticky breast, which made it look similar to that of a Gorilla. The sex practice is especially popular in New Zealand but has found it's way to the european continent due to the globalisation.
Becky: "Hey Lisa, whats wrong with your breasts? They are hairy as fuck, are you taking testosterone or are any of your ancestors primates?"

Lisa: "Oh no, what a mess. Of course I'm not taking Steroids, I slept with Raphael the other night and he pulled off the New Zealand Gorilla on me. What an asshole!"
by Roland_Enterich May 15, 2013
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Convicted News Faker

It's someone or some company that was convicted of creating and public spread an untrue and/or distorted story with the clear intention of harming and damage someone's reputation.
The term was first used to describe CNN after they being convicted in the case involving Nick Sandmann.
Also could be represented by CNF.
Did you see? CNN is a convicted news faker now.

Those people are all convinced news fakers.
by J B10 January 17, 2020
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The New Pandemic P

Nickname for Kristaps Porzingis. After his god-awful performance in the first round of the 2021 NBA Playoffs against the Clippers, averaging 13 points, 5 rebounds, and 1 three in the playoffs, Porzingis earned himself the nickname as 'The New Pandemic P'. It is theorised that Paul George infected Porzingis with the Pandemic P virus during an ankle breaker in game 2.
"I am lost for words", Doncic said in an interview after game 7's loss, frustrated, "It's like we're paying a 7'3" Shawn Bradley 158 million dollars to stand around the perimeter and shoot 30% from 3. At this point, I think we should just call him The New Pandemic P"
by MasamiYoshida June 11, 2021
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New York Joint

"Man that's what I call a New York Joint man! You can pick your teeth with a New York Joint!" -Jim Morrison
by darthdavid September 29, 2008
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