Black hat trader

A bad trader that uses alot of money with bots and scripts to rob unsuspecting investors.

John: Hey did you see that fat ass Cryptosrus targetting people in the markets and stealing their money? How does he do it?

Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...

by Defi Domus March 19, 2023

Get your head out of your cowboy hat

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”

Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019

That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Hat

A thing people wear to cover their bald head

“Oh you have a hat on your head

by dombomb762 July 21, 2020

cunning hat

A hand-knit yellow, orange and red beanie, toque or wool hat that became a cult favorite with Firefly fans after appearing in an episode.

"What happens if someone puts on a cunning hat and a Who scarf?"

by kinsmed December 25, 2012

Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom

Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.

by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021

hat

Can be used as a sfw slang to call someone an asshat. Similar to BS meaning bullshit.

Ron's going around being a dick again.
Here comes the boss keep it clean.
Ron you hat!

by JoJoUrbanLegend May 18, 2023