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hi

a thing to say when greeting; a thing to start a conversation
by volleyballperson December 6, 2022
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Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.
Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.
by CakeBoyGeorge October 1, 2016
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Hi

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Hi
by Comeinyou January 11, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.
Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).
by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025
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HI

ME:HI
MY MOM: HI
MY DAD:HI
MY BROTHER HI
MY SISTER: HI
by ANONAMOUSBITCH January 11, 2022
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Hi

Is The word that girls never say to you
ughh Who are you? What are you doing here?…. Are the words you most probably hear instead of hi
by You wont get it November 23, 2021
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