Ethan Shin

A very annoyingly sweet girl that is sorry for everything for no reason. He is a chill person and a good friend that actually cares about you. He likes to put loads of makeup on his face to look pretty.

He is secretly a girl

Sorry sorry sorry sorry

Shut up Ethan Shin!

by Riplife&mychickennuggets October 25, 2019

Devious Ethan

Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.

"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."

by born to poop, forced to wipe November 28, 2022

ethan liao

ok this msg is for ethan liao bc he’s just perfect ykyk. ok so basically ethan, i’ve been wanting to tell u that i liked u for a very long time. like even ur sister knows lmao. santa didn’t give me what i wanted bc i put you in my wishlist 😭 but it’s fine. anyways, i’ve been wanting to tell you that, everytime when you msg me, i get all excited. but what really hurt me was that you were literally so dry. like as dry as the desert. but you were still my number one. n you short asf. like even a girl is taller than u, smh. anyways… .i hope u never see this msg bc it’s just a dumb middle school crush ☹️

girl: hey girl, just to lyk that THE ethan liao is coming THIS way
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.

me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…

**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022

Ethan

A boy who will break your heart and not realize. Ethan is kind, smart, usually athletic and doesn't care about what people think.

Lindsay: who is that over there?
Breanna: that's Ethan I think he likes you

by Lillybug08 August 10, 2021

Ethan Whallon

A Simp

Ethan Whallon is the biggest simp I know.

by Matais July 25, 2019

ethan

A guy who wants a girl named tanisha, has a 3ds xl and has a youtube channel

Ethan wants a girl named tanisha sorta bad

by Rython July 20, 2018

Ethan

Ethans are very dark and twisted individuals. Ethans usually range between 5 foot 5 and 4 ft tall and his temper is as short as him. You can often find them in their natural habitat of roblox playing an fps or meep city. Alternitivly you can find them playing call of duty and screaming at young children. When challenged the average Ethan will begin to mock you and attempt to demasculate you. Then if it persists he will grow louder and angrier when mocked it becomes worse. When stuck in this situation you must offer him his favorite food, ice cream, and ignore everything else he says.

"Wow that Ethan is very dark and twisted."

by ovendweller42 January 4, 2024