douche bag

1. A devise that females use to clean them self.
2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid.
3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.

1. My vagina was smelly so i had to use my douche bag.
2. You ate a rat for 20 bucks your such a douche bag.
3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag!

by josh capell March 19, 2008

douche pop

The physical worn collar of a cum guzzling frat boy.

Ladys beware of the frat boys with a douche pop.

by Patacos June 26, 2009

Douche Canoe

See "Donald Trump"

Just when I thought there couldn't be a bigger Douche canoe ...Donald Trump came along

by Mysticman57 March 6, 2017

douche-a-sketch

Similar to an etch-a-sketch, a douche-a-sketch is used to draw up truly epic douche baggery plans.

"Those guys are a bunch of douche bags, with their collars popped and their self tan makeup on. No girl is going to fall for those faggots. I bet they were out in the parking lot before they came in here, drawing up their plans of attack for tonight on their douche-a-sketch."

by Terik October 17, 2007

douche canoe

Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.

Canoe: Small boat.

Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.

Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!

Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?

by Amroc January 16, 2008

cooch douche

A particularly lovely squirt bottle that a bitch jams up her cooch to get rid of a) the smell of rotten goat testicles and b) the remnants of last night's man-whore

See also: Connie Coochface

by Cassandra Van Rooyen June 1, 2004

douche nugget

or nugget of douche, this term can be used to describe a person who doesn't think before they speak. one who needs corrected on a daily basis because of how much of a douche they really are. this can also be used to describe a bite size douche

really douche nugget?

by charizard3 June 9, 2009