December 10

National fuck your shortest friend day

You: hey Jenny it is December 10
Jenny: meet in the parking lot

by Rusty ballsack December 9, 2019

December 3rd

December 3rd is about grab a girls ass and her tits in one day!

"Duude, today is December 3rd, have you made it yet?" "Naah, almost tho. Grabbed Daphne’s ass🤤"

by Givemesumrespectdoodes December 2, 2019

December 15th

The national Slap a Girl day, slap any female human that you know on this day!

*David slaps Jenny*
Jenny: what the fuck David, why did you do that?
David: don’t you know, its December 15th, slap a girl day today!
Jenny: asshole.

by ItzMercury5 December 14, 2020

December 5

December 5 is national hook up with your ex day so kiss your ex.

Jimmy “It’s December 5”
Derek “oh no now i have to kiss jessica”

by bennyb070707 December 2, 2020

December 18

National Give A sweatshirt to tik tok girl day. You have to do it today.

Hey it's December 18!

So
Im going to give you my sweatshirt!

by JaCoBallanda December 17, 2019

December 13

It’s december 13 you know what that means, it means it’s national rub your short friends feet day. Any short person, under 5’5, can and will make a friend taller than 5’10 rub their feet!

It’s december 13 rub my feet you giant

Do i have to

Yes it’s the rules

by CHILLBILL1649 December 11, 2019

December 14th

National short friend appreciation day

December 14th, a day for the short

by anonymous December 14, 2020