December 10

National fuck your shortest friend day

You: hey Jenny it is December 10
Jenny: meet in the parking lot

by Rusty ballsack December 9, 2019

December 10th

National sit on your boyfriends lap day

December 10th here again

by Anonymous 135 December 9, 2019

December 13

It’s december 13 you know what that means, it means it’s national rub your short friends feet day. Any short person, under 5’5, can and will make a friend taller than 5’10 rub their feet!

It’s december 13 rub my feet you giant

Do i have to

Yes it’s the rules

by CHILLBILL1649 December 11, 2019

December 18

National Give A sweatshirt to tik tok girl day. You have to do it today.

Hey it's December 18!

So
Im going to give you my sweatshirt!

by JaCoBallanda December 17, 2019

December 25

If you are currently reading this... It's too late... Your'e gay now. Suck some dick to undo.

Guy #1: yo bro... its December 25, read this
Guy #2: *reads*

Guy #2 Shit... guess I boutta suck some dick

by PP extendus man December 17, 2019

December 3

National masturbation day

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!

by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

December 2nd

Today is they day where every student doesnt show up to school to confuse students, spread the news !!

friend 1: yo tomorrow is December 2nd.
friend 2: looks like im not going to school today.

by idkwhattoputsohi October 29, 2019